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Joke of the Day
"you know your boobs are too damn big if the dog is stepping on them."
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"TIFU by letting my dog have sex with me (NSFW) It was ruff"
"""If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?"" Interviewer: I meant about the job. Me: Oh.... no I'm good."
"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"
"Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'"
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