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Joke of the Day
"I'm definitely the drunkest person in this ball pit."
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"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"
"I told Jim he is upside-down His nose runs and his feet smell."
"[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread."
"Yesterday I thought I was in the Amazon river Turns out I was in denial"
"How can you know if somebody watches Doctor Who? They'll make sure you know."
"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."
"Autocorrect just changed faux pas to faux pasta and this gluten war has gotten out of hand."