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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by letting my dog have sex with me (NSFW) It was ruff"
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"I don't get laid on Saturdays. The last two words were unnecessary."
"By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring."
"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."
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"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."
"MORON Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly."