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Joke of the Day
"What happens to all Vertibird pilots? They Fallout"
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"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."
"If history is any indication a lot more stuff is bound to happen."
"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."
"How to spell ""me"" A man walks up to a woman and asks her to spell the word ""ME"" for him. She says, ""M-E"". The man says, ""But you forgot the D!"" ""But there's no ""D"" in ""ME""!"" He says, ""Not yet.."""
"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."
"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"
"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."
"What do you do when a cannibal eats a vegetable? Throw away the wheelchair"
"""So, how was your week off ill?"", asked the co-worker to his Scottish counterpart. ""Aye, was okay lad, but it was only a wee cough""."