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Joke of the Day
"my daughter is 3. her joke about spiders: Spiders make Websites. she's not wrong."
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"[tv interview] I'm with Amy. Her house was damaged by the floods, how are you? [cut to Amy crying] MORE LIQUID IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AMY"
"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."
"As a male, I enjoy watching POV porn where the guy recording is black so I can imagine that I have an enormous vertical leap."
"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"
"What do you call a cow with a missing leg? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked . . . . . . . . . . . . . J.K..................... Rowling"
"How Do You Kill An Anorexic? Tell Her To Lose Just One More Pound And She'll Be Beautiful."
"The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest."
"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."