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Joke of the Day
"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."
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"A prostitute worked her shift on a Saturday. Approximately eight fucks were given that day."
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"I had a can of beer last night and on the side it said ""Best Drunk Before August, 2012. I've just e-mailed them thanking them for that prestigious award which, of course I graciously accept...."
"I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas. Now I'm fucking stuck taking care of a puppy."
"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."
"What makes Kirby a great all-around fighter? He's all round."
"My friend just brought home five new chickens for her chicken coop, and asked for suggestions for naming them... I suggested ""breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch and supper..."""