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Joke of the Day
"A bunch of toilets were stolen from the police department... They have nothing to go on."
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"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin mobile"
"Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman? They are both crustaceans."
"Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping."
"Why can't Californians stop at stop signs? I don't know and this is not a laughing matter."
"What does Mark Wahlberg eat for breakfast? Funky Bunches of Oats"
"""your mom"" jokes can be fun but they can be over-used too . . . . just like your mom"
"funny My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys."
"If your kids are playing and it gets totally quiet, then you hear one say ""you're okay, you're okay,"" they are definitely NOT okay."
"If online bullying has taught us anything..... It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight!!"