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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"

"Why can't cats vote? Because they are non-voting felines!"

"Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Topper: Great Expectations. Rabinowitz: Is it any good? Topper: Its not all I hoped for. Hot Shots Part Deux. Best joke in the movie."

"Why can't a T-rex clap? Because there extinct."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. Its not like I have 2020 vision. Sad part is this joke is only good for another hour."

"What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !"

"What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards? It keeps coming and coming and coming..."

"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a couple of days off."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"

"Teacher: Tommy Russell you're late again. Tommy: Sorry sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well if it's late again tomorrow catch an earlier one."