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Joke of the Day

"Martial Arts for weak prisoners A new martial art similar to taekwondo is being developed for weak people that go to prison. It is named TyroneNo"

"What's the difference between dollars and Jews? I give a shit when I lose 6 million dollars."

"You're like school in July... No class"

"What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution"

"I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says ""Text Me"""

"What do having sex and playing cards have in common? If you dont have a partner. You better have a good hand."

"Did you hear about the Iranian who punched a guy at the soccer game? Well, the Shiite hit the fan. Sorry if it's a repost. :p"

"What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly? Cops"

"So, being a mirror inspector... ...is a job I could really see myself doing."

"My cat just showed it's holiday spirit by pooping tinsel."