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Joke of the Day
"When is the Quran accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
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"I got offered a job at McCormick... ...but it was just seasonal work."
"There are three types of people in this world.. Those who can count and those who can't"
"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."
"Part of me says, ""I can't keep drinking like this."" While another says ""Don't listen to her, she's drunk."""
"Heard about the fruit that became a president? He got impeached."
"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."
"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"
"A priest and a nun walk into a bar. The priest says ""Can I get a drink?"" The nun says ""I got your drink right here"". o_o"
"Semi-good news for agoraphobics... A treatment is right around the corner!"