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Joke of the Day
"When is the Quran accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
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"What's white on the outside and black on the inside? An American police officer."
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"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."
"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."
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