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Joke of the Day
"There are three types of people in this world.. Those who can count and those who can't"
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"Q: What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor? A: Turn Rachmanin off."
"Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey."
"I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*"
"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"
"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."
"Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression"
"When I get my paycheck I turn into Gollum from 'The Lord of the Rings'."
"Why was the attorney kicked out of choir? All she could sing was, ""Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."""
"Hitting the snooze button... ... Is just starting your day off with a nap."