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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a nun walk into a bar. The priest says ""Can I get a drink?"" The nun says ""I got your drink right here"". o_o"

"What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market? He was un-feta-ed of his cheese."

"Baby monitors are magical When I turn it off my baby stops crying"

"Do you wanna get raped? person: No me: Well that's why its called rape not sexual intercourse"

"I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking... Uganda be kidding me!"

"Who you must not greet on a plane? HI Jack!"

"What do you call a Yugoslavian Pimp? Yasalivason Medickubitch"

"TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays."

"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"

"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"