46582

Joke of the Day

"Part of me says, ""I can't keep drinking like this."" While another says ""Don't listen to her, she's drunk."""

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt."

"If you watch Twitter backwards, it's about millions of socially-awkward people gradually learning how to survive in the real world."

"Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."

"The Dirty Dancing lift, except I'm throwing her off a cliff."

"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"*Superman put glasses on Mt. Rushmore faces* Lois Lane: ""What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"""

"What do you call it when... A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out? A Boston cream pie!"

"After 69 Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash."

"Did you know that each condom has a serial number printed on it? I guess you have never had to roll it back that far."