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Joke of the Day
"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"
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"Why do Nazis hate Canadian summers? They're mostly Julys."
"I shoot skeet for fun. Skeet, however, gets pretty pissed when I do."
"Gynaecologist aka female private investigator"
"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."
"At a job interview ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker"" ""Can you give me an example?"" ""Yes, when do I start?"""
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period"
"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."
"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"
"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"