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Joke of the Day
"My dad dressed up as The Invisible Man today He's had the costume on for the last 20 years"
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"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"
"I like my men like I like my mustard... spicy and brown. *spelling"
"My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology... I replied ""No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology"", and unplugged his life support."
"We should all be as confident as those tiny, always-shaking dogs that aren't afraid to bark at things 50 times their size."
"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wanted me to drive -The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)"
"I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy. I've gotta say, I loved his bits."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day. I thought, wow, that's a big word for an 8 year old."
"Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting? Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine."
"What do you name an African tech startup? Double Click! (Okay, Khoisan only.)"