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Joke of the Day

"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."

"How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak? You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them."

"Him: my name is Robert but my friends call me Bob, you can call me whatever you like. Me: Cool, nice to meet you Nachos."

"What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from camp."

"What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold."

"Pete Carrol has kidney stone complications. It should have been removed by surgery.... (wait for it).... But he decided to try to pass it."

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"What do you say when you kill five black people with one grenade? (Offensive) Triple kill!"

"LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in"

"Kids today don't know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video."