200472

Joke of the Day

"People who are genuinely surprised when politicians behave badly should be forced to wear helmets for their own protection."

"Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly."

"My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call."

"What's Thom Yorke's reddit? /u/KarmaPuhlease"

"In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries... I gave it a 3 out of 5"

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"

"So I the ceo of apple came out as gay I guess their iphones really are bent"

"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."

"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"