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Joke of the Day

"What did the caesar salad say to the beat salad? Et tu beate?"

"Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings"

"Reddit creates a joke. Ill start with one word and comment to create a joke in order. One"

"Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!"

"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."

"My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish... She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face. It's too bad that I am colorblind."

"I think somebody went on my Facebook without me knowing... Everything on it is French now."

"Why do sharks live in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze."

"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."

"Joke (for adults) Okay, so I'm going to tell you- HEY LOOK THOSE IDIOTS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST LOWERED OUR TAXES"