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Joke of the Day
"What the best way to cut down a tree? A Suhhh Dude"
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"I text-ed my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."
"I want to marry a girl named Jane So that when our kids act out, I can just say it runs in the janepool."
"My father once told me... .... to go outside and jump on a trampoline... except I didn't hear the 'oline'"
"A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water."
"With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween! Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy! Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner"
"This census and Tax stuff is crap. I want to live in a country that doesn't assign homework."
"Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting? He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ..."
"""Too soon"" joke? Did you hear about that International France Futball game last night? I heard it was the bomb."
"German sausages... are the WURST!"