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Joke of the Day

"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""

"This joke is so not funny... it makes Robin Williams want to kill himself. too soon?"

"*nudges widow at funeral* are you thinking Arby's"

"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."

"Did you hear about all the butterball turkeys that got recalled? The balls weren't buttered. Thanks to my grandpa for that one. It's his annual thanksgiving joke."

"One time I exaggerated so hard that I died."

"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... ...But hey the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."

"Don't hate the playa', hate the white girl who says playa'."

"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap."

"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"