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Joke of the Day
"Don't hate the playa', hate the white girl who says playa'."
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"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."
"How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd? They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips."
"Im trying to get back to my original weight. 7 lbs 9 oz"
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Orange."" ""Orange who?"" Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Orange."" ""Orange who?"" Knock knock. ""WHO'S THERE?"" ""The president."" ""Well, why didn't you just say so?"" ""I did."""
"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."
"My bank is trying to get people to open additional savings accounts, but there is no interest."
"Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill Let's Imax and climax"
"- Knock knock. - Who's there? - It's the pilot! OPEN THE F**ING DOOR!!!"
"[At microphone] *clears throat* ""Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."" *crowd cheers* ""Thanks for attending my dance recital."""