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Joke of the Day

"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."

"Brexit There is a new slimming product in town. It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds."

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

"How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to ""regularly visits song lyrics websites""?"

"eer booze and fun!' 'I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me."

"[death row] Guard: alright tough guy one last meal Me: a cyanide pill Guard: what? no we want to kill you! Me: too bad Guard: aw man"

"What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus..."

"What did the rabbit say to the deer? What up doe"

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"