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Joke of the Day
"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap."
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"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? Both have to smell it, but neither can taste it."
"I like my women like I like my burritos stuffed with beef"
"What's the pedophiles favorite holiday? Christmas. Because you can dress up like Santa Claus, and get free lap dances for a whole week."
"If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO."
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"How do you piss off an emo? Give them a dull razor."
"What did the ocean say to the river? ""You can run but you can't tide."""