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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about all the butterball turkeys that got recalled? The balls weren't buttered. Thanks to my grandpa for that one. It's his annual thanksgiving joke."

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"What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together"
"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"
"There are two major differences between beer and women. When you take the top off a beer, it can't change its' mind, and it can easily be bought and replaced."
"My dad just text me, ""I'm fleeing the cuntry."" I'm like, ""Wtf does that mean"". His reply? ""Your mom."""
"You know what's addictive? Heroin"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Walkout"
"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."
"364 days until Halloween and people already have their decorations up."
"I was surprised to learn my kid failed the road driving test... ...she Tweeted three times that it seem to be going well."