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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"

"I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers."

"What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish? Spanakopita"

"So a robot walked into a bar and beat up a man with a bottle... ...he was charged with battery. I'm so sorry."

"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."

"Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system after I destroyed Uranus."

"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."

"CW: what did you do to your hair today? Me: It's really unclear whether you think it's good or you think I slept in a ditch."

"I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars."

"Follow your dreams. Unless you're a narcoleptic who wants to be a limo driver. That's dangerous, dude."