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Joke of the Day

"This joke is so not funny... it makes Robin Williams want to kill himself. too soon?"

"What do you call having sex with someone with herpes? *A bumpy ride*"

"Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is no joke."

"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."

"Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove. I'm so sorry. So sorry."

"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"

"What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up"

"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me... With just the tip."

"I can't wait until Twitter gives you the option to block yourself. I say some real dumb shit on here and I shouldn't have to deal with it."

"Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know."