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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to try Heroine the other day... But for as long as I tried, I just couldn't fit the courageous female rolemodel into my syringe."

"Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? walking. JK ROLLING"

"That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive"

"Here's how clickbait works"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

"I hate jokes that leaves you hanging. They [Deleted]"

"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made."

"Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!"

"I walk around in public saying ""wait for me guys"" so everyone thinks I have friends."

"Why did the number one go to jail? 187"