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Joke of the Day
"Facebook is for Leaders.....Twitter is for Followers"
Next Joke
"Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer."
"What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator"
"Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?"
"How accurate is the Bible? 100% at short range"
"What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday? I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents"
"Where are the best leaders made? Flint, Michigan."
"How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida? Was it my knees? Do I have terrorist's knees? Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then? That's good."
"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"
"I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together. They're going to call it ""Jigga-Watt"""