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Joke of the Day
"Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer."
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"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""
"Listen, kid. When you've spent 4 days eating cat food in a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair for phonics, we'll talk about hooked."
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