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Joke of the Day

"What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday? I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents"

"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."

"4 dead in office shooting Boss: ""looks like they're fired"" Secretary: ""No sir, they were fired at"""

"I hate when I think of a great tweet and discover someone did it already. It's like that time I invented the wheelbarrow."

"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry."

"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."

"I have this great joke about giving birth.. But I keep messing up the delivery."

"I have to pee every hour, on the hour. ...it's like cockwork"

"You know it's cold outside... When you see a politician with their hands in their own pockets."

"Thank you for explaining the word 'many' to me. It means a lot."