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Joke of the Day

"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"

"I touch myself when I think of you Oh! Wait It's not what you're thinking, I mean I'm mostly scratching my head wondering what I saw in you."

"what do you call the space between kim kardashian's breasts? silicon valley"

"Sleeping with your girlfriend is like sleeping in a no camping zone. You want to get comfy,but you can't risk pitching a tent. Was bored"

"People with FB statuses like, ""I'm so angry right now"", then when someone says, ""What's up?"" they reply, ""I'll text you."" WHAT ABOUT US?"

"I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop"

"Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them? I don't know where they stand on the issue."

"Slowly crawl towards your sleeping dog, put your face directly next to its face, and whisper ""I know it's been you shitting in my yard."""

"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"

"I like my women like I like my computer monitors Bright, saturated and in multiples."