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Joke of the Day
"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"
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"Why did the football team take the short bus to the game? They needed more downs."
"Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... Ground up and in the freezer."
"This is your brain: [hippo standing in a field] This is your brain on twitter: [100s of people surround the hippo patting it rhythmically]"
"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."
"Just thought of one: Why is an abortionist good to have on your team? If you conceive something, they can execute it."
"i am not jesus Jesus can wallk on water..,, correct? Yess! Well,.. I can walk on cucumbers. As you may know, cucumbers are 98% water. So I am 98% Jesus. ;)"
"Why Doesn't Santa Have Any Kids? Because he comes down the chimney."
"What do you call a paedophile crustacean? A Diddler Crab"