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Joke of the Day
"How accurate is the Bible? 100% at short range"
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"Daughter just told me, ""Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."" One day her picture will be on money."
"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket... Hey, son. Check out how far i can kick this bucket."
"How do you recycle a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"
"I just want 5 minutes alone with the person who thought it was a good idea to put little plastic stickers on every piece of fruit"
"People complain when my baby is crying and then they complain when I stuff her in the overhead bin, MAKE UP YOUR GD MINDS"
"I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, ""Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"""
"A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, ""Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."" The photon replies, ""No, I am traveling light!"""
"Two guys talking ""Tell me , have you ever been awakened by a blowjob?"" ""No ,i always sleep with my mouth shut."""
"I was touched by Jesus today Oh wait that's a Duggar"