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Joke of the Day
"How accurate is the Bible? 100% at short range"
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"[to guy with his foot caught in a bear trap] dude that things for bears"
"I say ""parched"" so everyone knows I'm thirsty AND an asshole."
"This man is frank and earnest with women... In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. - Henny Youngman (for a Monday morning pick-me-up.)"
"Did you hear about the pirate captain selling cheap corn? It was a buccaneer."
"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I am still working on it."
"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"
"What's black and white and red all over? Batman's father"
"Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing"
"The Men's Room... where all the dicks hang out."