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Joke of the Day

"I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together. They're going to call it ""Jigga-Watt"""

"Knock, knock. Go fuck yourselves. - The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can."

"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."

"Pregnant coworker with 3 children who always complains about money: When are YOU going to start having kids? Me: When are you going to stop?"

"What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker hop in"

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"

"If you like pina coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this pina colada / It was caught in the rain"

"Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"

"I was doing some DIY the other day and took out my step ladder... I don't get on with my real ladder."