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Joke of the Day

"I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together. They're going to call it ""Jigga-Watt"""

"It's fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries."

"What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge?.... ...A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing."

"(sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull) so is there a mrs worldwide"

"They should put Prince on the $20 bill... They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It's ""The bill formerly known as a twenty."""

"Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing ""my money is on cancer every time"" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the floor Matt"

"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"

"Wisdom There comes a time in a man's life where he stops and askes himself ""Should I stick my penis in there?"""