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Joke of the Day

"Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries."

"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"

"Walking down the street I was walking home form work and I saw a bee crawling on the grass. I was thinking of stepping on it, then I decided 'ehh I'll let it be'"

"i was one of the palm trees waving around in the background of every 16 bit game in the 90's so yes random guy you do know me from somewhere"

"The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan"

"Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."

"Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away."

"Doctor, how long do I have left to live? - Ten. - Ten what? - Nine."

"CUT, CUT!! [Music stops] LOOK IT'S A WESTERN MUSICAL [Rubs temples] YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE COWBOY HAT ON- [Cat runs off] Meow!"