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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator"
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"What's the difference between eating pussy and smoking a cigarette? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt. *what do they have in common. soz about that"
"How do you piss off Reddit? [deleted]"
"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"
"What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together? Poverty."
"Mandela dead at 95. Respect. That's 5mph faster than Paul Walker."
"What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails."
"what does a british person say to congratulate a friend when he hears they are having their first child after joining a reptile gang? well, chap, you're a propa-gator now."
"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."