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Joke of the Day
"Where are the best leaders made? Flint, Michigan."
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"I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore."
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"My father could have the original copy of the Declaration of Independence on the counter, and still make a meatball sandwich over top of it."
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"Why did the banker bee go to prison? Embuzzlement! You're damn right"
"Do you guys like presents? Here I am!"
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"How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter."