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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."

"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"

"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."

"Couldn't look worse today. Time to run into an ex..."

"I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse."

"The best part of being lactose intolerant is the cure for constipation is cheese."

"Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?"

"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

"I wish I could commute by roller coaster."

"Did you hear about the wooden car? Wooden move"