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Joke of the Day
"Where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow."
Next Joke
"A guy walks into a bar... He should have ducked."
"Let me tell you guys an Alzheimer joke if I can remember it."
"How many dead schoolgirls does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four because my basement's still dark."
"What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!"
"What's long and black? The unemployment line"
"Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth."
"Drugs are not a solution! Until you mix them with water"
"Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP"
"TOO MUCH PROTEIN? No whey mate"