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Joke of the Day

"What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs? I can't remember."

"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row."

"Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend? Because...bros before hose!"

"Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road? Because he was too chicken! Sorry."

"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"

"What did the sea monster have for dinner? Fish and ships."

"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."

"What do you call Atheism? A non-prophet organization."