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Joke of the Day
"I guess this is why they don't let kids be lawyers You just know one would've gotten Jared off."
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"What do you call jokes on Reddit? Sit-down comedy"
"Yo mumma so fat.. Yo mumma so fat that she needs two wristwatches, one on each hand because she's in two timezones. NOTE: I'm Australian so I spell the word mum with an 'u'"
"""Whose line is it anyway?"" -generous cocaine party guests"
"At what point in listening to your kid whine can you say, ""Sorry. This relationship isn't working out. You should start seeing other moms."""
"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"
"An Irishman walked out of a bar. What? It could've happened!"
"What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?"
"I do it doggy style... as in I spin around three times before I sit on the toilet."
"Halloween ... The agoraphobic paedophiles favourite day of the year."