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Joke of the Day
"I guess this is why they don't let kids be lawyers You just know one would've gotten Jared off."
Next Joke
"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"
"Lost My Bitcoins Last Week been trying to track them down ever since."
"The thing that sucks about hanging out with my friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how little I answer their texts."
"Why do people who smoke weed take geology? Because they're STONERS!"
"Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens."
"What's Jamaica's greatest superhero? Dreadpool"
"The school called me on the phone today and said, ""Your son has been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good! I don't have no kids!"
"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"
"my wife laughed at me when i told her i was going to make a car out of spaghetti She wasn't laughing when i drove pasta."