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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework."

"What do you call it when you shit yourself during the first meal of the day? An Incontinent-al Breakfast"

"If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head."

"What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Oh, you know, whenever."

"I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control."

"How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery."

"What did the kids say to the gay rabbit? Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!"

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle? Attire."

"What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral? The corpse."