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Joke of the Day

"I'm single with no kids. I don't answer to anyone. ""Meow."" Okay! I'm opening the can now! Please don't shred the toilet paper again!"

"I just found out my wife is 1/4 Navajo And 3/4's regular ho."

"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."

"Tarzan a un raton Que le dice Tarzan a un raton? - Tan pequeno y con bigote!. - Y que le dice el raton a Tarzan?. - Tan grandote y con panal!."

"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."

"Of course climate change is man-made. It's all been meticulously orchestrated by the Titanic survivors, seeking revenge on that iceberg."

"I signed up on Match.com... They set me up with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion... ...on the bright side it was my 1st 3-way."

"What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation."

"Q: Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? A: Because he tried to get fresh."

"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."