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Joke of the Day
"Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap? You're welcome."
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"Why does putting a stone in a mans shoe make the best contraception. It will make him limp"
"Just a Reddit joke Never mind, I already Reddit."
"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."
"A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm. So I peed on her"
"*At the bank Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP! Me:Looks like a gun R:SHUT UP! M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier Teller:He's got a point"
"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."
"Why did Wile E. Coyote have a ""Detour"" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off."
"""Masturbation"" is such a harsh word. I prefer ""Hand-to-gland combat""."
"What does a cow and 9/11 have in common? We love to milk the shit out of it"