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Joke of the Day
"What's black, blue, and hates sex? The five year old boy in my basement."
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"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? (OFFENSIVE) Two in the front, 3 in the back, six million in the ash tray."
"Rick Astley Will Lend You... Any of the Pixar films in his movie collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"What happens when a clown farts? It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued."
"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went O.K."
"How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human? None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark"
"What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost? The *pilot* episode."
"Well... I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world"
"Why did dave go into the backseat? Because kurt called shotgun."