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Joke of the Day
"How did Jesus stay in shape? Crossfit"
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"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !"
"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good."
"What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby? Crushing the blacks."
"If you're wearing sandals with pants on i just want you to know I'm the one who spit on the back of your shirt."
"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"
"*notices wife has 5 asparagus on her plate while I only have 4* everything ok? ""fine"" [hour later during car ride home] you're speeding"
"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"
"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."
"Answer: 9W Question: Does your name begin with a V Herr Wagner?"