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Joke of the Day
"A got a beer for my wife... and it was the best trade I've made in a while"
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"What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step"
"I'm not comfortable with my sexuality... but luckily I have a discomfort fetish."
"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"
"Interviewer: I heard you were extremly quick at Math... Me: ""yes, as a matter of fact I am"" Interviewer: ""Whats 14x27"" Me: ""49"" Interviewer: ""that's not even close"" me: ""yeah, but it was fast"""
"""I love you. I'd do anything for you."" -let me see your phone real quick ""You're smothering me. I need some space"""
"Why doesn't anyone in [insert nations capital] use the toilet in the morning? So they have something to do at night."
"I caught a mosquito in my hand.. It sucked."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a redneck girl? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
"RT this if you like to repeat what other people say"