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Joke of the Day

"TIL Redditors are easy to fool."

"If The Lego Movie is about anything other than parents walking around and cursing after stepping on Legos, it's not based on a true story."

"If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently."

"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."

"*on the subway* CUTE GUY: [mouths ""hi""] PRETTY GIRL: [mouths ""hi"" back] ME, IN BETWEEN THEM: [exaggeratedly mouths ""YOU GUYS LIKE HOTDOGS""]"

"3-year-old: There's a spider on the carpet! Me: Haha, that's just a piece of fuzz. *fuzz moves* Me: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE!"

"What was the score of the lobster soccer game? Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls."

"Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds."

"What happens when you take the ""T"" out of ""stay and the ""F"" out of ""way""?"

"A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway."