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Joke of the Day

"What do you call that lever on a desk chair that adjusts lower back support? The Lumbar Jack"

"Cat Joke just kitten."

"People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties."

"Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali"

"I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed? Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted, and taken aback."

"I hate Ancient Greek History! Fuck the poleis!"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me lazy. I would...."

"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"

"An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"