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Joke of the Day
"I don't think I get enough credit in my family for making my siblings look successful."
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"Why do porn scenes use condoms during intercourse, but not during the blowjob and climax? So they can see it coming"
"Why did the baker not allow greedy people to eat his goods? Because he wanted his produce to be glutton free."
"I'm not saying four kids is too many, I'm just saying it would be kind of cool if I could melt them all down to form one kid, that's all."
"[Serious] Can we stop making bomb jokes? Edit: Wow, this really blew up! Edit 2: Feeling bombastic! Thanks for the gold!"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!"
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"I got free admission for life at SeaWorld For being an Orca Whale."