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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""
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"If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things... I would choose the ladder."
"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."
"Forgot that I made a cup of coffee... now mass immigration has caused it to go cold."
"A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night."
"Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad."
"I had an out-of-body-wash experience in the shower today."
"Why do people with the Flu stand in corners? Its always 90 Degrees"
"I don't drink anymore ...or any less, still too much."
"*covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*"