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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""
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"Lamest joke ever What did 6 say to 9? . . . Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD"
"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance ""The Human"" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet"
"A man at a cemetery for Titanic victims claims to have taken a photo of a ghost. The ghost reportedly said ""there was room for two people."""
"I think Australians are obsessed with true information. They keep telling me to ""get fact""."
"Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to."
"If an apple a day keeps the doctor away how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?"
"*to commander* Don't say anything too loud sir I suspect one of our men may be a plant *conspicuous tree in admiral uniform starts to sweat*"
"Don't you love followers that don't acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world."